Thursday, October 7, 2010

A thought for Thursday:

Did any of you read the advice article in the latest issue of Elle? If not, E. Jean created a fabulous list about 25 things every woman should know. I found her article rather compelling and witty, and took a few notes while I read. Here are a few of my favorites.

2. “How to change a tire, how to change your hair color without going to a salon, and how to change a man. (Regarding the dude: Tell him what you want him to do, reward him when he does it, and ignore him when he doesn’t do it.)”

8. “Don’t read blogs written by unhappy spiteful people. Bad blogs will mangle your mood. Instead, spend an hour a day with your Moleskin notebook, connecting deeply with your own spiteful thoughts. At least they’ll be original. And P.S.: Anyone can make history. Only a great woman can tweet it.”

11. “Go play with your dog. Your dog is the one creature on earth you can make insanely happy by playing “hide the cookie” in the living room. (You can also play with your cat, of course, but only if you let him correct your grammar during the action.) If you have neither cat nor dog (nor bird, nor fish), it’s not essential, but if you want to lead a more enjoyable life...why not?”

15. “When you’re in college, don’t worry too much about grades. Other than getting into a decent grad school and associating with the cream of your generation, getting straight A’s means diddly-squat in the real world, where it’s all about hustle, determination, focus, dressing right, sucking up, and who you know.”

25. “If all else fails, live by these three rules: (1) Never trust a woman who shags married men. (2) Never make a deal with a guy who wears a white belt. (3) Never try to be “friends” when the affair is over. Not even the great Gatsby could make Daisy stay. After she slobbered over his shirts, it was pretty much finished.”

Happy Thursday!


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